TRUMP BLOWS.
OFFICIALLY.
CHARITABLE MEMECOIN.
$TRUMPBLOWS is a parody token mocking Trump's stupid crypto. 90% of proceeds go to charitable causes, fully transparently.
TRUMP BLOWS.
ITS OFFICIAL. Trump MEME
$TRUMPBLOWS is a parody token mocking Trump's stupid crypto. Join the community!
TRUMP:
THE KLEPTO PRESIDENT
A Community Celebrating 8==D & (_)_)ll|llD~
The sitting US president has a crypto memecoin. Yeah. Wtf. Seriously.
$TRUMPBLOWS
Token Economics
Vesting Schedule
Charity Funds (69.69%)
1-month cliff
Linear vesting over 4 years
Admin Funds (6.9%)
1-month cliff
Linear vesting over 1 year
Instant Access (23.41%)
Liquidity (13.41%) & Public (10%)
Available immediately
Verified Token Locks
Both admin and charity tokens are securely locked through Jupiter's lock.jup.ag service, providing transparent and verifiable vesting schedules.
Admin Token Lock
Admin tokens locked until Apr 2, 2025, vesting linearly over 1 year.
Charity Token Lock
Charity tokens locked with 4-year vesting schedule
Transparent Giving
90% of all proceeds from $TRUMPBLOWS are allocated to our charity wallet, which will make regular distributions to organizations supporting democracy, truth in media, and fighting disinformation. All donations will be publicly tracked and transparent through our Every.org profile.
Charity Wallet
Donations will begin once charity funds are unlocked and can be transferred directly to nonprofits.
Charity Wallet Address: AJBuzdx68DaNFKfS9eHLMMrMAtuSiFeM8hecsHTxoDoh
Supported Causes
Democracy Protection
Supporting organizations that protect and strengthen democratic institutions
Truth in Media
Funding fact-checking initiatives and independent journalism
Anti-Disinformation
Combating the spread of misinformation and promoting digital literacy
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Solana Contract Address
69.69% of all tokens from this project will be donated to charitable causes that support democracy, truth in media, and fighting disinformation. All donations will be publicly tracked and transparent.
This project is not an investment opportunity - it's a joke with a charitable purpose. The token has no intrinsic value and should not be purchased with any expectation of profit.
Never share your wallet credentials or private keys with anyone. Stay safe!
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JOIN TRUMP'S SPECIAL COMMUNITY.
$TRUMPBLOWS
OWN A PIECE OF HISTORY.
Frequently Asked Questions
Yes. Next question.
He thinks windmills cause cancer and that injecting bleach cures COVID. You tell us.
According to multiple reports from adult film stars: No, no he does not.
Only if he wins. Otherwise prepare for 4 years of crying and conspiracy theories.
Scientists believe it's either from eating too many carrots or a failed attempt to replicate his favorite fast food mascot.
Desperately. His Truth Social posts get less engagement than a middle schooler's TikTok.
They make great toilet paper and bedtime reading material for his goldfish brain.
Yes - real roadkill. Rumor has it's a rescued ferret he glued to his scalp in 1987.